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Pranks Life Has Pulled On Me Recently

Someone told me that taxes are due in two weeks. LOL what a prankster! 

People are too funny these days. Uh, actually wait. I'm going to run out to the hall and double-check with a roommate real quick just to make sure.

*scurries back*

... so I have a dilemma. Looks like this blog post is going to be cut short because homegirl needs to go Google "how to file taxes," or better yet... send a long, groveling email to her father. But before I attend to that minor task, let me tell you guys about a few of the funnier jokes life has played on me recently:

Like how about after a four year wonderful security blanket known as college where I did absolutely nothing except nap, breathe, absorb some knowledge, daydrink, fountain hop, and eat Taco Bell, life cruelly ripped that blanket away and thrust me into the real world where I have to put on real people clothes, contribute to society, scrounge up mac and cheese, and pass out before 10pm on the regular.

Hilarious prank, that one. Knee-slapper. Won't ever get over it!

Or how about the fact that all the airlines out there know that I'm desperate to fly down to Southern California [Harry Potter World, LA edition awaits!!!] and jacks up the prices for every flight I could possibly take, and then sends me a "flights to Orange County are taking off soon, book yours now!" email just to rub it in my face. Such a hoot!
(Tony feels my pain.)

I have more, like uh the time the commuter train broke down on my first day of work and I was over an hour late. That one still hurts.

Or that it's APRIL of 2016. I swear it was just January... or October 2015, even.

Or that Donald Trump's a presidential candidate frontrunner.

Or that I don't have a dog to cuddle at all times.

Or that a "bikini ready" diet doesn't consist of pints on pints on pints of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie.

But I've delayed the inevitable as much as I possibly can, and need to go de-escalate this April Fools joke gone wrong (aka keep calm and call dad) (aka cry).

Happy April Fools!

3 comments

  1. Part of me thought that starting to eat better last August would have my body bikini ready for my trip this month but April Fools!

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  2. The taxes thing has been seriously killing me...I was about to suck it up and go pay to have it done at H&R block and then Jordan took pity on me and promised me he would help me. Adult life is one big slightly scary joke!

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  3. Aww why is life such a bastard sometimes? I hope the tax filing goes, um, well! By the way, a bikini ready diet 100% comprises pints and pints and pints of fudge brownie - there are no objective criteria as to what constitutes a bikini ready body therefore there is no specific, tangible goal point to reach therefore you should eat the B&J because for all you know, the bikini ready body point occurs AFTER ice cream binges. That's science. xxx
    Lucy @ La Lingua | Food, Travel, Italy

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