Last night, I took cover in my parents' room for a solid 20 minutes,
because the lightning was turning me into an overly anxious Chihuahua.
It made me think of all of my other unusual, irrational fears -
most of them are a bit of a joke with my friends, and for good reason.
But hey, I never claimed to be normal. Or sane.
I thought I'd share them with you guys, as well.
I'm terrified of spiders and snakes and rats and something happening to my loved ones,
but I think those are all fears inherent in being a human.
These fears, though. These fears are inherent in a weirdo.
You guys are welcome to join me in hiding under the bed table.
If my neurotic tendencies haven't scared you away yet, that is.
I can be fun, I promise, and normal sometimes - I like froyo! Stay!
If my neurotic tendencies haven't scared you away yet, that is.
I can be fun, I promise, and normal sometimes - I like froyo! Stay!
What are your unique, irrational fears?
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