Remember when Beyonce shut down the power at the Super Bowl three years ago?
Oops she did it again, and this time it was to my blog because I have no other explanation for my absence except that I did attend her concert–ahem, more like a spiritual awakening (is this what SoulCycle feels like? I hope it's what SoulCycle feels like because I've always wanted to feel the effects of SoulCycle without actually... cycling)– and have been in a comatose state since then.
Please note that I was about to upload a truly... emotional (read: psycho) reaction video but then decided that my good deed of the day would be to spare your poor eardrums.
To recap, yes, the reason for my absence has been a need to process my feelings post-Formation Tour. The power. The soul. The VERY LARGE pizza that my friends and I demolished en route to the concert even though we had nary a napkin. Watching us maneuver the dripping grease away from our clothing and desperately wiping our fingers on the cardboard pizza box was quite the sight, I'm sure. As was the five of us wandering too close to a freeway at 1am, trying to walk the five miles home, only to end up on a curb outside of a gas station tearfully watching the Castle series finale. See, Beyonce did some strange things to us.
Anyway, when I first sat down to write this post, I was overly ambitious and drew up a list of 17 things I needed to tell you guys about (no seriously) but I'm fading out fast–these Beyonce night photos are triggering something, I tell you what. Instead, you'll get to hear about the rest of the 16 earth-shatteringly important stories in the following days as I slowly but surely crawl out of blog-bernation.
Thoughts on Bey's new album? Have you been to a Beyonce concert? Do you know what I'm talking about?!